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Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’
- Fascinating discourse, chum
- Riveting fable, comrade
- Intriguing anecdote, brethren
- Perpetuating argument, colleague
- Sweet saga, yo
- Waste of time, jerk
- Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
- Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
- Interesting intellect, imbecile
- Trepidating bore, fetus
- Ballin’ gossip, dawg
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![Tumblr [Tum-bul-er]-noun1. The end of your social life.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lldjryp3dM1qcmpato1_r1_500.gif)
Tumblr [Tum-bul-er]
-noun
1. The end of your social life.
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Oh HAI, you home early! I was, um.. fixing it!
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Idol - by Nabhan Abdullatif
The mice have gathered to watch their favourite mouse in action. Awesome illustration by artist Nabhan Abdullatif. Follow him on Tumblr.
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way to sweep her off her feet
Average teenager:
My heart is broken because my boyfriend cheated on me and then talked shit about me behind my back and now I'm crying and I can't stop crying because I miss him so much and he was the best boyfriend ever and we were totally gonna get married and have babies and live happily ever after
Me:
My heart is broken because my OTP broke up and then stopped talking to each other and now I'm crying and I can't stop crying because I miss them so much and they were the best couple ever and they were totally gonna get married and have babies and live happily ever after
